Pat Brumfield

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Apr 4 @ 12:47pm

Every weekday, when Berlyln wakes up from her afternoon nap, we go on a walk with Zoey. Side note — this week Berlyn decided that she’s going to walk Zoey from now on, so she convinced me to give her Zoey’s leash and she holds it while Zoey walks faithfully next to Berlyn’s pink car… Back to the story — we start off our walk with a saunter down to the mailbox and back. And without fail, my box is filled with oodles of junk mail. It’s the worst; I hate it. Not only is it a complete waste of my time, but I feel totally guilty that these companies are wasting trees (and their own money — dumb) on a fruitless endeavor. I’ve done my best to take our names off of all the lists I can, but there are still handfuls of credit card offers and dumb catalogs that make it through. So today I came across this site, which promises to rid you of junk mail for a measly $20/yr. Doesn’t sound too bad. A few testimonials on the site seem promising, although you can never really trust marketing-speak. Not sure if I’ll pull the trigger on this, but I’ll consider it.


COMMENTS


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Greg
Apr 4 @ 3:58pm

and just wait until they send you [ junk ] mail. talk about irony.


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pat
Apr 4 @ 4:26pm

seriously.

it’s probably some scam, so when i give them my address to remove me from all these lists, they end up adding me onto even more. and when they say “plant a tree” they actually mean “plant a tree’s worth of junk mail in your mailbox”. it’d be the best!